Disclaimer: This is not a work of fiction. All characters appearing in this work are real. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is entirely on purpose. The names have been changed, not to protect the innocent, but because I am a Nice Fucking Person. Those fuckwits former suitors mentioned herein would do well to remember that.
5 | The “Actor”
6 | The Caveman
7 | The Cop
8 | The ExBoyfriend
9| The Epilogue
Ugh. Anyway. 